You answered your own question. As you said, most smart TVs go into a sleep mode, so they appear to turn on in a near instant. But if you ever actually power it down, most take up to a minute to boot up.

Airbags.

Motorcycles should not be street legal. If I can get a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt, why do motorcycles get a pass?

Now you’re just being pedantic

? 4th degree burn is a real thing

In the same way that I think 3rd degree burns are better than 4th degree burns