

Dear article writers:
PLEASE STOP ANTHROPOMORPHISING CORPORATE ENTITIES.
They can’t feel terror, or anger, or ‘slam’ some other corporate opponent.
As an entity, they can make decisions and take actions. Assigning them emotional range gives too much credibility to soulless money making machines whose sole purpose is to create value for their investors.
Whatever you setup, also do a reverse ssh connection back to a PC of yours and forward ports for SSH and VNC-or-similar to local ports on your PC.
That way if it still boots you’ve got a way to fix it remotely and with reverse ssh they don’t have to do anything with port forwarding on their end.