If you get an Android TV you can modify it to be ad-free and run pretty much every app you need. Sony TVs use Android TV

Even at the time it came out you could have built a pc with an RTX 3060 for that price, which would outperform the PS5 by a big margin and have a way bigger game library

The same way most people do. By buying and outdated iPhone

Do you have o2 DSL, o2 fiber, or o2 cable/coax Internet? O2 cable does not have a public IPV4 address by default, you need to request one from customer service.

Iptorrents for most English stuff, and subsplease for Japanese Anime

It’s just an android device, someone will make a bootloader unlock and custom rom for it if it comes to that

and the analogue is literally the best emulation experience I’ve ever used

The Analogue Pocket doesn’t use emulation. That is literally the entire point of that device, and the reason they can charge 10 times as much as you would pay for an Anbernic device with the same form factor