You’re terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low
You’re terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low
Fucking honestly - it’s the theme for their whole product line
Sue for peace while secretly sabotaging that effort is straight out of Putin’s playbook
Hey.
I really enjoyed your comment. It’s very well written. Nice job. That’s it; that’s all.
Wow. I hate humans: we were a mistake
Idk if it’s good, but I do know that it’s extremely cool to petition the admins to defederate as soon as someone disagrees with you
This way, if they decide to strike, they have no real money, and we can waive their scrip at a whim! This is a heavy deterrent to pesky strike action which really slows down production
Ellison: grand wave of the hand y’know what this company needs? A place for our workers to live on site. We should build housing for them! The houses are our property and we can’t let them live there for free, so we need to charge them rent to cover ‘upkeep’. They will need food to eat so we should create a company store on site! We have to cover the costs of food, so we will have to charge them exorbitant prices due to ‘shipping’
The chocolate one sounds like a scat fetish
!greentext@lemmy.ml is about as close as it gets
In soil science, we hand texture, where you rub the soil between two fingers and see how it responds to physical manipulation. There are a few tests: can you roll it into a worm? Does that worm break? How long of a ribbon can you make with it? You do this for each layer (horizon) and pits have a minimum of 3 horizons usually
Anyway, on large scale soil surveys, we can have hundreds to thousands of pits to do. The largest ones I’ve ever done were 1900 pits or so, thus a LOT of hand texturing, and pushing to get them all done.
To speed up this process I started texturing with both hands at the same time; each with a different horizon. Turns out I’m abi-texterous (seriously)