

Oh, thank you, I fixed it!
Just a weirdly mystical asshole looking for meaning in the meaningless, silence in the jumble of voices, sight in darkness, finding the rhythm in chaos.
Oh, thank you, I fixed it!
Well that’s horrifying…
They were supposed to open up the little hamster to watch his tiny heart beat inside its cracked ribcage.
Uh, I’m sorry, what?
You, Sir/Madam, should be awarded a Grammy for this stunning story.
Such an oddly specific situation… Welp, I’m entertained either way!
Could be worse, I’m intersex. I’d be totally alone, except for, like, maybe other intersex people?
Mine apparently does. I can apparently will myself to wake up at a given time, or at least relatively close.
This is a fun thing I found, wish they had an android app or something.
There’s also a chance I’ll add a community on Matrix or similar if people are interested. Honestly, I just wanted to contribute something, and try to do something better than what Reddit had to offer. (Which was a whole load in and of itself)