Ironic that you say to use real words, yet you use slang initialisms frequently. But it’s fine, because those are things that you understand. It’s only a problem if people younger than you say stuff that you personally don’t understand yet, right?

Social Anxiety Survival Horror. You’re a guy at a friend’s party trying to avoid conversations while putting in an appearance with your friend so they know you were here. You can deflect conversations with small talk you pick up by eavesdropping, but it won’t work on drunk people, so you also need to run and hide. Your ex-partner eventually shows up and is hunting you down to have a frank conversation about your relationship, which is instant game over.