One side of my brain knows this is correct.

I am sitting still. Now I am reaching for garlic bread. Nothing acted upon me to prompt that. I am eating the garlic bread. Am I defying the very laws of physics? Yum yum.

Sega Dreamcast games

A very bad word that we’re not even supposed to say on the internet, believe it or not.

Funny story. I know an old Chinese man who has a stutter. When he starts a sentence he often repeats the the the the the before he gets going. It sounds like removed removed removed. So far no one has confronted him but I always worry it will happen some day.

You’re not doing a very good job of selling it, but the concept has merit.

At this moment the scene that comes to mind is Data asking Worf to take care of Spot.

Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast was peak Sonic. Those things in the controller had a minigame within a minigame for extra costumes and food for the chao.

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

Ah, I need to change the one in the basement. Thanks for reminding me.

Good one. Pretty sure I’d die in that water tunnel just like back then.

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

Avoid those. Call the restaurant directly or use their website. Because capitalism.