SparkyBauer44

“Sir. Sir? Sir. (sigh) have you tried turning the internet off and on again?”

Spin the wheel, donny. Let’s see who takes the blame this week on “IT!” “WASN’T!” “ME!”

Maybe you are just blind. If that’s your reasoning, then they will give you what you want and take those kids, then enter them into their elite pedo ring. What in the world makes you think the government have compassion and compulsion to want what’s best for anyone? And I will happily both sides this issue. All of those things are allowed in other countries and works great (besides guns). Sure it’s the parents job. But you can’t have your eyes on your kid 100% of the time and if you did, you’d stunt the social life of said child. But yes, please save the children, government. More overreach, daddy.

Willfully ignorant. Got it. I see you’re one of those “let’s stop attacking the pedophiles” types. Round up the neglected kids and send them to an island! Here’s an idea, you can name the plane after a character from a novel in 1955.

So you want this government, and all the Texan chuckle fucks that come with it, to be in charge of children of parents that don’t care? I think that’s already a “program” they have. In fact, our government is at a standstill due to that “program”. Well that and Healthcare… But both would benefit children, so shut it down!

There’s only one type to take offense to that. We were embarrassing before this and we’ll be sure to embarrass ourselves in the future. It’s the American way.