I’ve written an entire android app just for myself. I couldnt find anything with the features or widgets i wanted so i just made it myself. Presumably because widgets reduce the need to open the app and that reduces ad revenue.

My userbase is currently me and one friend

Thats a lot of paperwork, just get Ukraine to blow up the pipelines

Oh no… Five Eyes without the US would be called Four Eyes…

We’d better find another partner or a new name