I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality

https://theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657/

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell: Genocide Edition

Well I for one don’t know a gawd damn thing.

But this is a fresh building and the lock is still smooth as butter. I put enough strength into it to fear snapping something somewhere (either the lock or me).

My wife just needed to turn the key like normal to get in. Nothing stuck.

Same homie

Can’t, too dull

Lmao, I didn’t know where else to go. I’m in no danger or upset, just a dull man who did something dumb

For those asking about the lock.

So like I said, I forgot to pull my key out the keyhole, then turned the knob on instinct, tried to open it, failed, tried to unlock it, failed.

I’m as confused as you are

Not in a rush, I can hold out

*what’s the etiquette for responding to comments that say the same thing first? Should I copy and paste myself or just say first come first serve?

Not in a rush, I can hold out

I just learned this today. Haven’t thought about the implications yet.

Thxthx

Splatoon

Play dualies, focus purely on anniahlating children with complete disregard for the objective.

Wikipedia links truly is the optimal form of communication.

Thank you

Explain pls

What I learned.

Sync is perfectly fine, but it might be out of date soon and doesn’t get updated frequently. If it breaks, I should switch to another app. Boost, Thunder, and Voyager seem to be the most recommended

Haters will say it’s fake

Pickled everything.

Korean food changed my perspective on pickling and fermentation, and my digestive system!