If you ever go to court for downloading a torrent, countersue the plaintiff.

“I watched that movie on bittorrent and felt ripped off.”

A jury of your peers might find you innocent and you might win the countersuit.

This isn’t legal advice…

A flip phone…

Sounds very much like a black mirror episode i regret watching.

Yeah, getting to retire early because AI took your job is nice, I am somewhat in the same boat, the issue currently is with people just graduating college, heck, I could teach a class on my old job. But that knowledge is either lost, no longer useful, or someone would need to reinvent the wheel. Trade jobs are probably the future. We can just let the internet implode itself.