Janx

I hate Luigi Mangione. I hate that there was only one of them. With how hard workers are being fucked, my entire country should be fighting back against these billionaire parasites…

I accept this solemn duty.

What fucking idiots. I feel bad for the (good) people there, but after all the pain and destruction Russia has caused, I hope at the end of this they end up a broken, destitute, isolated nation too weak to ever be a threat to anyone else ever again…

Amazing, you’re totally right! My cat was being messy, tracking litter everywhere, so I tried a leaf blower. Completely solved the problem, blew her right off the balcony!

Leaf blowers. They solve nothing permanently, it just moves around the leaves, meaning the blowers will be back again tomorrow morning, waking me up…

Thanks, I hate it!

Why wait? It’s gonna be hard to sing with a mouth full of champagne all day long…

Bye, bitch! Discord has sucked for a while anyway…

Thank you for signaling that you should be tagged and blocked. Obviously, people are allowed to say whatever dumb stuff they want, that’s literally in our constitution. But no, I don’t have to listen to it, and that will never be a law…

You… can sing anything to the Imperial March tune!

But… You literally don’t. They chose this! Can you imagine having all the money you or your children could ever spend and deciding to lick the boots of human rights abusers like Putin because you want more!?

Or a shrimp!

They say if you stand in the middle of the LHC, you’ll be warm for the rest of your life…

Life is too short. I don’t even have a sophisticated palate, but great coffee can be enjoyed with very little effort…

Did they even say ‘thank you’!?

So… we all have to accept that privacy/accountability trade-off? I know I didn’t agree to it.

My understanding is that PieFed gives you access to everything on Lemmy without directly supporting tankies.

Bonk! Go to Horny Jail…

Ew, Chrome.

Unusable. Uninstall it…