The descendents of the grand historian still making themselves as popular with authority as always

They are sentient beings and they know they are slaves.

In my experience the only thing most people take from this sort of article is that they should not be asked to make any changes to their own lives

Canada has a law to this effect called the Clarity Act to make sure that Quebec never votes for independence by a margin like this.

I mean, there’s SodaStream

I don’t think anyone needs any movies in their life at all. People would like a minecraft movie in their lives because they like mine craft I presume.

You could always not buy their completely non essential products, but suggesting that rarely gets a good reception from the “obsessively whining about straws” crows.