The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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    15 days ago

    The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

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      15 days ago

      Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

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        15 days ago

        I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.