I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I’m conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.
I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.
Are you looking for investers?
When is the IPO?
Initial public orgy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Great incident response! Don’t forget, you’re not alone! Have you considered using any other resources? For instance, a bag of potato chips can greatly improve efficiency during the intital analysis of the media. If you have the funds, a bottle of beer can sometimes sharpen one’s analytic faculties, I hear.
Good luck!
