Veserr@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoYou go outside. You see this. What's your reaction?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square208linkfedilinkarrow-up1290arrow-down124
arrow-up1266arrow-down1imageYou go outside. You see this. What's your reaction?sh.itjust.worksVeserr@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square208linkfedilink
minus-squareTrigger2_2000@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoPick up your two 20 lb sledgehammers by the end of their handles. Then just walk across the obviously open cross walk without looking while swinging the hammers as hard as you can. If you encounter any obstacles, back up 5 feet and try again.
minus-squareAnti_Iridium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoInstructions unclear, I accidentally killed a child.
minus-squareDisasterTransport@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoQuick, go get your SUV and say they ran out in front of you!
Pick up your two 20 lb sledgehammers by the end of their handles.
Then just walk across the obviously open cross walk without looking while swinging the hammers as hard as you can. If you encounter any obstacles, back up 5 feet and try again.
Instructions unclear, I accidentally killed a child.
Quick, go get your SUV and say they ran out in front of you!