MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepostnataldrip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 months ago“What’s brown and sticky?” “A stick.” This one’s been doing the rounds in my family for as long as I can remember.
minus-squarecynar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago“What’s big brown and sticky?” “A big stick” “What’s brown, and hurts if it falls on you from a tree?” “A piano”
minus-squarecpaq47@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThat’s a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite “Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?” spoiler “Because it was dead”
minus-squarejaycifer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhat’s green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
minus-squareMyBrainHurts@piefed.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoWhy’d the second monkey fall out of the tree? spoiler ___it was stapled to the first. Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree? spoiler ___peer pressure Why’d the lemur fall out of the tree? spoiler ___thought it was a monkey.
“What’s brown and sticky?”
“A stick.”
This one’s been doing the rounds in my family for as long as I can remember.
“What’s big brown and sticky?”
“A big stick”
“What’s brown, and hurts if it falls on you from a tree?”
“A piano”
That’s a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite
“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?”
spoiler
“Because it was dead”
What’s green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
I smiled.
Why’d the second monkey fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___it was stapled to the first.
Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___peer pressure
Why’d the lemur fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___thought it was a monkey.