N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1486arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1474arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square114fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up129·5 months agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 months agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·5 months agoYou’re supposed to wash your balls?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·5 months ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.