• Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Printers must be treated with intimidation for them to behave, because they smell fear and only respect violent hierarchy.

    I keep a hammer on hand when I need to print something for this reason.

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      23 hours ago

      It’s not just printers. Laptops recognise people who are willing and able to crack them open. I’ve had multiple family members claim their problems disappeared the instant I gave their device a stern look.

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        20 hours ago

        IT person here. I concure.

        On bad imposter syndrome days I dont feel like a professional, I feel like the computer whisperer. Gets ticket for problem, decides to stretch my legs snd walk over, issue is fixed before I arrive, like magic (its not, but I didnt see the problem so I cant make any notes other than a wizard fixed it).