Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
Plasma directly from the sun
A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.
Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
Sadness
One can, but have to crap a bunch of diapair.
A Billionaire maybe
Fascists.
An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I’m famished.
Start with the semen, you’ll be full before you get to the food rations.
Starch packing peanuts
I’ll go with a one ounce platinum bar.
Waffles.
Kepler-452b
Why that planet in particular?
Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it’s just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
Violin rosin. Finally :)
I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it’s in My belly
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit…
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Palantir.
