“I am recording this message as testimony in case I die tomorrow April 20th 2026. It is not an accident. Johan the noisy upstairs neighbor who throws cigarette butts onto my balcony and yelled at my kids for laughing too loud may have poisoned me. Do not let him get away with it.”
“I am recording this message as testimony in case I die tomorrow April 20th 2026. It is not an accident. Johan the noisy upstairs neighbor who throws cigarette butts onto my balcony and yelled at my kids for laughing too loud may have poisoned me. Do not let him get away with it.”
Sounds like you better get him before he gets you.
Nah, he’s harmless. I just want to cause him problems post mortem.
I’ll be including him in my post mortem notes too. We have to pile on him from many different points across the globe
Distributed Death of Self Attack