gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"message-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·12 hours agoMe. The SAM sites are armed. That magical son of a bitch won’t get away this time.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 hours agoYour mistletoe doesn’t stand a chance against my tow missile
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoyou DARE bribe santa, im going to shove stocking so far up your ass you will cough it up.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoGive it to me Daddy, uh I mean, Santa
minus-square_spiffy@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 hours agoWe are fully stocked with missile toads this year.
Me. The SAM sites are armed. That magical son of a bitch won’t get away this time.
Your mistletoe doesn’t stand a chance against my tow missile
you DARE bribe santa, im going to shove stocking so far up your ass you will cough it up.
Give it to me Daddy, uh I mean, Santa
We are fully stocked with missile toads this year.