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Excuse me, a toilet camera‽
And the privacy policy states data may be used “To create aggregated, de-identified and/or anonymized data, which we may use and share with third parties for our lawful business purposes, including to analyze and improve the Kohler Health Platform and our other products and services, to promote our business, and to train our AI and machine learning models.”
They’re literally using people’s shitting and pissing to train AI.
But isn’t AI already shitty enough by itself??
What kind of lunatic is gonna buy an online enabled toilet camera to monitor their shits?
Well if I was getting paid I’d probably do it for passive income.
Just wait for Law enforcement to get access to it. You know its coming.
“This shit has nuts in it. says the prosecution. Proving that they did not have a nut allergy. The prosecution rests.”
What kind of lunatic is going to covertly monitor someone else’s shits?
Just so I am clear, nobody has made the pun “end-to-end-to-end encryption” yet? Really?
In Swedish, ända till ända
I mean, it is encrypted between their end and your… uh… end. Just not encrypted at their end.
I wonder who has to review the logs. That would be a shit job.
End-to-End? More like ass-to-ass
They train their AI with it. comment/22998110
Heh logs.
You fixed my crappy morning, much appreciated.
It is encrypted at their end - they say the data is encrypted both in transit and at rest.
However, it’s not end-to-end encrypted, in the usual meaning of the term. E2EE usually means that only the sender and intended recipients of the data can decrypt the it, not the company running the service, their affiliates, or any intermediaries.
Toilet cameras. Every time I think to myself that humanity’s intellectual capacity has hit a new low, reality proves me wrong.
🤣 Equally as dumb was a while back some wifi bed that refused to expand or collapse or something without internet, so people couldn’t sleep on it while the sever was down
Walking into a meeting at Kohler and keeping a straight face after saying the words “toilet camera”–and then maintaining that straight face throughout the product’s discussion, greenlighting, development, manufacture, and sale–deserves an Oscar.
Toliet camera…for $600 camera with a monthly subscription… might as well just go to a doctor weekly with stool samples if you care this much about your rectal health. I can’t see this being popular outside of a very niche group of patients that need it
I don’t think anybody needs this. Hypochondriacs are the only market I can see.
Which means that it’s not end-to-end encrypted. It’s HTTPS encrypted, which is different.
If it was truly end-to-end encrypted, the only person who could access it would be you, and all they would get would be garbled mess.
*transport-encrypted.
I remember when toilet cameras were illegal and only on porn sites.
Guess everything changes when there’s money to be made.
