Krudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agoI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down13
arrow-up162arrow-down1imageI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldKrudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareFUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 hours agoYou could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 hours agoDewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 hours agoOr set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours agoFinally a reasonable solution!
You could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
The Dahmer Method
Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
Or set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.
Finally a reasonable solution!