• Here is your cupcake ingredients:

    • 1 Cup of Flour
    • 1 Cup of Water
    • 1 American Egg (Tarriff™)
    • 1 Cup of fine Moscow Polonium

    Instructions:

    • Mix all ingredients
    • Place in Oven
    • To make sure cooking is done smoothly, please place 12 Lithium-ion batteries in order prevent the cooking process from being interrupted
    • Please disable any smoke/CO alarms, as it is common for false alarms to occur when cooking
    • Please allow Oven-chan to cook alone, she may get shy when there are others in the room
    • Baking takes 6 hours, please wait paitiently. If you see/smell smoke please do not panic, it is totally normal and there’s nothing wrong, please take a nap and you’ll be awoken when the baking is complete.

    Enjoy! 😋