C’mon, be fair. Country writers are toiling in their Victorian libraries to come up with such literary marvels as rhyming “suds” and “buds.”

There are only so many words in the English language to describe one’s ideal pickup truck going down a long dirt road.

Any time I hear people say county music is bad, I’m reminded about Bo Burnham’s pandering bit. There is good country music out there, you unfortunately just gotta wade through the slop to find it.

Such a foolish take. I’m no fan of country music writ large, but there are plenty of good tunes out there in just about every genre.