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minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoIf you disregard ability to win, any one of us is technically ready to attack Europe.
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI have an army of 1 with a water pistol ready to annex Switzerland
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYou’d have a better chance than most armies, because they might actually let you in like that.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoNah, too late, they blew the bridges and tunnels in before he finished saying “Switzerland”.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoWatch out Europe, I’m coming, and I demand tribute in quality cheeses!
minus-squareRandelung@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWelcome, we’ll gladly share!
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoHey, I’d like to join your army.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoExcellent, I’m basically a taller Napoleon now. I just need a million more or so. (Yes, I know he was average for the time)
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoGotta think though: more troops means less fine cheese per head. I suggest keeping it to a small but ruthless cheese extraction squad.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWhen they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.
If you disregard ability to win, any one of us is technically ready to attack Europe.
I have an army of 1 with a water pistol ready to annex Switzerland
You’d have a better chance than most armies, because they might actually let you in like that.
Nah, too late, they blew the bridges and tunnels in before he finished saying “Switzerland”.
Watch out Europe, I’m coming, and I demand tribute in quality cheeses!
Welcome, we’ll gladly share!
Hey, I’d like to join your army.
Excellent, I’m basically a taller Napoleon now. I just need a million more or so.
(Yes, I know he was average for the time)
Gotta think though: more troops means less fine cheese per head. I suggest keeping it to a small but ruthless cheese extraction squad.
When they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.