You’re right. In fact, I take it back. Crossing your legs, putting one arm behind your back, and using the other hand to give yourself a titty twister makes you dry faster. Don’t ask me how it works, but it does. Send a video so we can tell you if you did it right.
Dude. Uncool.
Either he WAS smart enough to know not to contort his body into bone crunching positions…
OR
…he might have tried. And we could have laughed.
Well NOW we’ll never know. You took that from us.
You’re right. In fact, I take it back. Crossing your legs, putting one arm behind your back, and using the other hand to give yourself a titty twister makes you dry faster. Don’t ask me how it works, but it does. Send a video so we can tell you if you did it right.