Shocking exactly 4 people on the planet, Squadron 42 might not make it’s just-recently-confirmed-absolutely-rock-solid 2026 release date. 😂

Although I will say that at this point even laughing about it becomes difficult. It’s been so many years, every joke has been made and every laugh has been had.

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    I remember them announcing that SQ404 was entering a “polishing” phase in late 2023.

    At that point and to this day, they failed to finalise a flight model, develop an armour/shield system and implement engineering gameplay.

    Arguably these are critical elements for a release with space sim gameplay. Although if SQ404 does release, I think it will be 30 hours of Wing Commander The Movie level cut scenes (space bulldozer) and script, with bored sounding Hollywood actors counting the seconds till they can leave Chris Roberts’ mocap studio.

    Inside Chris Roberts’ Mocap Studio:

    Roberts: Hehehe. Hey, Mark! You know how I came up with the Vanduul? Hehe.

    Hamil: No, how?

    Roberts: Ehehe. Vandals to Vanduul! Get it? Hehehe. Pretty smart, right? Hehehe.

    Hamil: Very original.

    Roberts: Did you know the Vandals were a Germanic tribal grouping that raided the Roman Empire? Bet you didn’t know that! Hehehe.

    Hamil: I am in awe of your creativy!

    Roberts: I know, right! Hehehe.

    Ok Mark, enough farting around. Pretend you are riding a space bulldozer!