TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down18
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareWhat would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squarehedge_lord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 day agoI’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agocan you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?