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    FMC: Oxygen line malfunctions. Experts estimate 100% casualties. Mars ambassador to Earth: “No contact has been made as of now, investigation is underway”.

    The news will start shortening to FMC because “First Mars Colony” will be such a frequent headline.

    I will not be involved myself, I just assume I’ll live waaaay too long and die peacefully in a parachute accident that same day.