I’ll often repeat things my wife says in the “I’ll x your y” format as if it were a cheesy pickup line. Like, she’ll ask if I can grab the remote, and I’ll say “I’ll grab your remote.” She hates it.
I like to do the one where people say a word ending in an “er” sound (or that could end in that sound) and say “[word]? I don’t even know her!” My worst (best) one recently was when someone said Toyota…
Good to know I’m not the only one! My wife was just talking about watching Pocahontas with our niece, and rolled her eyes so hard when I told her I’d poke her hontas.
I’ll often repeat things my wife says in the “I’ll x your y” format as if it were a cheesy pickup line. Like, she’ll ask if I can grab the remote, and I’ll say “I’ll grab your remote.” She hates it.
I like to do the one where people say a word ending in an “er” sound (or that could end in that sound) and say “[word]? I don’t even know her!” My worst (best) one recently was when someone said Toyota…
Toyoter? I don’t even know her!
How is it possible that Ive been stealing everybody else’s catchphrases my whole life?
Good to know I’m not the only one! My wife was just talking about watching Pocahontas with our niece, and rolled her eyes so hard when I told her I’d poke her hontas.
Poc-er-hontas? I don’t even know her Hontas!
Sir, I salute you!