Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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    19 hours ago

    Record it from all angles at all opportunities and play the video at their wedding. Until then, sustain yourself on the antici

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    pation.

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        6 hours ago

        Genuine question - why is that deemed a good answer? I’d expect an actual solution for a child to be more apropriate than humiliating an adult later in life. Like the suggestions telling to start singing it yourself, wrongly, seem much more effective and appropriate to me.

        Full disclosure tho: Not a parent and no plans to ever be one

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          5 hours ago

          The suggestion and response are both meant humorously. It clearly isn’t actually a good answer because it doesn’t actually solve the problem, except in some passive-agressive far-off-in-the-future way.

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            4 hours ago

            Ah that’s on me missing the clue then, apologies. Though in my defense, there are parents that do stuff like this.