Jimmy Swaggart, the televangelist whose multimillion-dollar ministry was crippled by his encounters with prostitutes, has died. He was 90.
  • Zombiepirate@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 day ago

    “Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
        6·
        1 day ago

        Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”

        GM “Sure.”

        Swaggart rolls a nat 20

        Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”