I was returning an item to a friend, and her roommate let me in before we went into her room and realized she wasn’t there.
I was being snarky and shared a story with the roommate about my friend that wasn’t awful but one I probably shouldn’t have shared.
As I was coming up to the punchline of the story, I walked across her room to put the item on her side table, only to realize she was there the whole time. The blankets and pillows were shoved aside and blocked her from view if you were standing by the door.
The reason she had done that - and remained quiet for the whole story - was she was naked and getting munched on by her girlfriend, and they were both waiting for us to leave so they could continue.
There was like 4 seconds of locked eyes between all of us before I pulled a Skyrim NPC moment out of embarrassment. (“Well I guess she isn’t here, I’ll just leave the item I borrowed on her side table…”)
The whole situation, and especially my Skyrim moment, makes me cringe to this day.
No, but not because of this though. We just slowly drifted apart over time. Then I stepped away from social media and that was the last time I seen or heard anything from her.
I was returning an item to a friend, and her roommate let me in before we went into her room and realized she wasn’t there.
I was being snarky and shared a story with the roommate about my friend that wasn’t awful but one I probably shouldn’t have shared.
As I was coming up to the punchline of the story, I walked across her room to put the item on her side table, only to realize she was there the whole time. The blankets and pillows were shoved aside and blocked her from view if you were standing by the door.
The reason she had done that - and remained quiet for the whole story - was she was naked and getting munched on by her girlfriend, and they were both waiting for us to leave so they could continue.
There was like 4 seconds of locked eyes between all of us before I pulled a Skyrim NPC moment out of embarrassment. (“Well I guess she isn’t here, I’ll just leave the item I borrowed on her side table…”)
The whole situation, and especially my Skyrim moment, makes me cringe to this day.
I think that was a reasonable reaction?
Are you still friends?
No, but not because of this though. We just slowly drifted apart over time. Then I stepped away from social media and that was the last time I seen or heard anything from her.