• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      3 hours ago

      Trump: I’ll trade you a shitshow of stupidity and backstabbing friends while rivals watch me smear shit on my face and I blow my enemies. In exchange I burn my country to the ground for no reason.

      China: Deal

      Americans: Deal

      Russians: Deal

      Rest of the world: WTF!!! Ah, fuckit. Deal.