• Chris L@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I would bet that there will be an “accidental” bug in the code that deletes every single Social Security account.

    • Balder@lemmy.world
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      Only those that criticize the government, somehow. “Oops, because of some complicated algorithm, it only affected people who posted the word ‘orange’ on social media recently.”

    • jamie_oliver@lemmy.world
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      “Woops! Well, just reapply via this new DOGE chatbot! It rejects applications with a 100% success rate!”