WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Couldn’t the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?
Let’s have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.
I’d prefer a halberd be used
Oh, a 6 ft flamberge would be sweet.
Bit to Renaissance era, go with something a bit more akin to the original Greenlander colonists the humble Daneaxe do it at Eriksfjord for extra spice.