“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

Yeah the yawning thing is actually pretty cute.

I’ll upvote everything here just to counteract any possible mischievous damage.

Ball point pen

Fountain pen

Ink pen

Things that probably don’t go well with trampolines

I’ve enjoyed many hours on trampolines and have never broken a bone or incurred any injury whatsoever.

It’s bots all the way down.

YouTube is a miserable clunky experience on desktop.

I pay for that too but I wouldn’t say I’m HAPPY about paying for it. Because I remember when YouTube used to be free and had no ads.

Agree because it’s a real mental illness that some people are tornented with, and that word should not be thrown around playfully.

The word I didn’t love from OOP was “unironically.” I truly don’t love that word.

YouTube premium $148.39 per year. And they no longer let us break it into monthly payments. I remember when YouTube cost nothing with no ads. And then I remember it cost $7.99 a month. Then it was $9.99 a month. Then for a few years it was $12.99 a month. And all of a sudden they’re like $148.39 a year!

You can’t come up with $148.39 once a year?

I’m still curious WTF kind of pizza Jennifer Aniston is making that drives all her fellow celebrities wild.

Is this the club that George Carlin was telling us about?

Aagh you almost made my brain forget how to spell “niche.” Please don’t do that to my brain.

FOUR signatures?! Wow, I have never seen so few signatures on a causeworthy well-written petition before 🫨

And to insinuate that to be here you must not have “spice & insight & humor” is just…

I don’t know what you mean by this. Did you misunderstand what I wrote and you misinterpreted it in some strange way?

I am a bottle of German condiment.

Oh neat, what flavor? I’m 50% German so we might be related.

I literally was an 18 year old girl once and had tons of 18-year-old friends just like me. My daughter was recently 18. I know how real 18 year old girls think & behave, and violet08 ain’t it.

Ok well I’m a 50-year-old heterosexual woman and my intuition tells me you’re not an 18-year-old woman.

Your deluge of sexually hilarious & thought-provoking posts & memes have been fun & entertaining but 99.9% of accounts dedicated to sexual topics claiming to be from an 18F are LYING about their age & gender.

Because “18F’s” are the rare unicorn of internet users, and more people pretend to be one than actually exist.

A real 18-year-old woman with this much spice & insight & humor would not be wasting her life & her free time with lemmy losers unless warming everyone up for manipulative purposes.

Real 18-year-old girls don’t think or behave like that.

This violet08 Lemmy account smells like an older person with more life experience than an 18-year-old.

But you carry on because hilarious enjoyable posts but whoever you really are, DON’T MANIPULATE PEOPLE.