Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.

I have a good computer with a mid size inbox (too lazy to delete), fast internet, and like 4 different mail providers.

It’s still slow. I don’t hate it though.

Remember when they named their voice assistant after a video game character?

It wouldn’t be lemmy if we weren’t always in a moral size measuring contest.