Terrorism! Everything I don’t like is terrorism!

Hasn’t basically bought his way into pretty much everything but paypal?

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is [Pushes glass off table] destroyed…

Robot cleaners move to clean broken glass

Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color.

Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who’ll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain…of life.

I mean I kind of assume all business owners are, though small business owners don’t have that shit baked in like megacorps.

Will Ferrel, Jack Black… the rock is rapidly getting there. Jada Plinkett Smith.

I don’t mean to brag but 9 year old me beat it blind… took me a long ass time though