I feel like the math in this headline is off.
Competitive gooning
I switched from Windows to Linux then went back to Windows cause of mutliplayer games and I’m not sure I’m a fan…like its kinda annoying having to udpate my programs individually.
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Sudo apt update
Sudo apt upgrade
Voilà
the age of linux is cumming upon os.
ok this is really bad , ill see myself out…
Not what the distro meant by release
I have nothing constructive to say. I laughed too much at this.
My apologies, this data is misleading. Most of the new traffic is actually just me mass downloading and data hoarding porn across thousands of VMs. Whenever I need to rub one out I ssh into one of them and watch it that way. Keeps it off my main machine and keeps my browser history clean.
Just open private browser window.
Rube Goldberg machine but for masturbation.
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in fan.
My man out here making the library of Alexandria for porn
Yeah but your ISP knows someone at your address is consuming a metric ton of corn.
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Year of the desktop
New gens are ruining everything - “vertical video” gen-z, really?
Y’all need a spanking.
Ok I have problems with these cutoffs for ages. My wife is 57 (1967) and is very definitely a gen x’er.
As someone else said, they probably kept the original age bracket. I’d say it’s at least 5-6 years out of whack. Early Ys are starting their forties, late ones their thirties.
Those gen y and x ages are whack
Also, I hate zoomers and their vertical videos too
Yeah, idk what tf those age brackets are, it’s like they haven’t updated them since they first set up the graphics for the statistics.
Yep totally agree. And I also like boobies.
Kinda bummed they grouped the fetish all in one category. Thought we were getting weird here
maybe they’re looking for new ones lol
… is it possible that these uneducated plebeians just put “fetish” in the search?
(jk)
I’m sorry. There are people who go to an adult hardcore porn site and then type in “Suitable for work”??? Like do you think the site wouldn’t get flagged at your work?
If a step-coworker gets stuck it better not be physically or it’s NSFW. If it isn’t physical, they just get fired bcs their ass isn’t doing the job.
Maybe they’re just hoping to find a sexy fuckable whore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m somewhat proud my generation is actively seeking out parody porn. Those videos tend to be higher budget and more sex positive (less gonzo misogyny).
Edit: well, should caveat that by saying relatively less misogynist
We don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore- we look at it on our phone?
Firefox have 8 percent on desktop that’s great
So, Linux doesn’t have a general icon and ChromeOS’s icon isn’t used, what could be an ideal icon/logo for the Linux Kernel, I wonder?
WhatsApp recently pulled support for some older iOS versions and devices, a lot of ppl threw them away and got Androids instead(as they should), I wonder if that’s related to iOS’s decrease.
Android devices dominate in a lot of countries, especially Asian countries, where our growth in those regions in the last few years has boosted Android’s user base.
I think the decrease is mostly due to this.
Some sort of arctic animal I would assume.
Tux. They could’ve just used Tux.
Pornhub is lowkey a very skilled tech company. Delivering a quality video platform on the scale they do is incredibly difficult.
Also obligatory: Year of the Linux Desktop! 🎉
Netflix but for horny people
“Netflix and chill” has lead me to believe those 2 Ven diagrams overlap quite a lot
Pornhub and get to it
“Netflix and chill” but with a distinct lack of chill.
Apart from hosting an ad service that served malware, and having their user database leaked more than once.
I made it to the final round of interviewing with them a couple years ago. I think it would have been interesting to work for them. They have PHP and even some Laravel in their stack.
Can’t believe they turned you down. Would’ve loved to hear about PH developer stories
I don’t like their company because they are also like the meta of porn in the sense that they bought up all their competitors and have made a monolith service
apparently: the same goes for its patrons; i’m sure i’m responsible for atleast 1 percentage point. lol
0.4% other
to the brave coomers keeping bsd aliveKeeping OpenBDSM alive 😆
I bet that fish can inflate!
That’s one horney Linux user
Probably Steam Deck users with that handheld device in one hand and their handheld device in the other.
Is it finally the year of Linux?
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I wonder how much of this rise is caused by all of the recent state porn bans in the USA. Linux users are overall savvier and more likely able to circumvent the ban
I don’t think you have to be all that fucking savvy to see an ad for ExpressVPN.
You haven’t met the people I’ve had to give tech support to T_T
