Pope Francis will be discharged on Sunday and has been advised to rest and avoid meeting with large groups, his medical team said.
  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldEnglish
    27·
    nio månader sedan

    For Non-Catholics, a pope being seemingly on his deathbed and then rising again gives him double the powers of a Level I pope. He now controls Episcopalian doctrine and has unlocked a new pope-mobile with an extra turbo boost and some customization options like cool flames on the side.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      nio månader sedan

      Double the power, huh? So he isn’t Francis the Gray anymore, but Francis the White now?

    • Solumbran@lemmy.worldEnglish
      21·
      nio månader sedan

      Surprising as one could wonder how his god would let him get sick at all instead of performing his holy duties.

      • gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com
        4·
        nio månader sedan

        Only Jesus and the canonized saints get magic powers, the rest of them just have like, fake magic powers that Catholics have to pretend are real.

        God could cure him, because He’s super awesome and shit, but since He works in mysterious ways and all, you can’t rightfully question why He didn’t because He knows everything and you don’t. That’s just selfish.

        Hopefully you can tell I’m being sarcastic.

  • Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.worldEnglish
    92·
    nio månader sedan

    I am happy that he is OK. I understand a lot of people don’t like him very much, but this guy has been an almost ideal pope for me. Much better than the last two guys.

    I’m not Catholic.

  • Akasazh@feddit.nlEnglish
    2·
    nio månader sedan

    I’m grateful for not having news items on how the popes’ night has been. The Pope is binary to me, he’s either living or dead, the latter being newsworthy the former not so much.